Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.
Why am I awake who summoned me
that is so adorable
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.
I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract
i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry
reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS
becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if i’m prepared to do that